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Oh wow.

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I don't log on for a week and now the layout changed. That's cool I guess.
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and her name is Shana. If you somehow take any offense to this, don't complain to me because I didn't make it. :T



***Avoidant personality disorder***
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] You have a fear of embarrassment that results in avoidance of new activities. (Like sports.)
[ ] You retreat from others in anticipation of being rejected from them.
[x] You have a preoccupation of being rejected or criticized in social situations.
[ ] You yearn for social relations yet you feel you are unable to obtain them.
[ ] You have created an imaginary world for yourself to escape your loneliness.
[x] You often appear self-involved and unfriendly to others.
Score: 4




***Paranoid personality disorder***
[ ] You usually shift blame to other people.
[x] You are very distrustful and rely more on yourself than on others.
[x] You search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others.
[ ] You're consumed by anticipation of betrayal of friends/families/etc.
[ ] You are quick to challenge loyalties of friends and loved ones and try to avoid close relationships.
[x] You often appear cold and distant to others.
[x] You tend to carry long grudges.
Score: 4



***Borderline personality disorder***
[ ] You are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger.
[ ] You'll often take your anger out on yourself by injuring yourself or you even attempt suicide.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Your relationships with friends/family/bf/gf are quiet unstable.
[ ] You are quick to anger when your expectations aren't met. (I'm actually pretty chill, but I get angry if it happens continuously.)
[ ] You're very impulsive.
[ ] You think in black and white terms.
Score: 1



***Narcissistic personality disorder***
[ ] You take advantage of others.
[ ] You require excessive praise and admiration.
[ ] You have a lack of empathy.
[ ] You exaggerate the things you did so others see you as superior.
[x] You are picky with choosing friends since not everyone deserves to be with you.
[ ] You have a grandiose sense of self-importance.
[ ] You make a good first expression but you have difficulty maintaining long lasting relationships.
Score: 1




***Schizotypal personality disorder***
[ ] You were told that your mannerisms or appearance is odd or eccentric.
[x] You believe you have an extra sensory ability or that an unrelated event relates to you in some important way.
[ ] You were told that you have a odd way of thinking or that your speech patterns are difficult to follow.
[x] You often appear shy, aloof, or withdrawn to others.
[x] You have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time.
[ ]  You seek isolation from others.
[/] You have feelings of anxiety in social situations. (Ahh, I'm only half counting this one because it honestly really depends on where I'm at and who I'm with, you know?)
Score: 3.5


***Obsessive-Compulsive personality disorder***
[ ] You are overly focused on orderliness and perfection and not very flexible.
[x] You tend to get caught up in the details and miss the bigger picture.
[x] You avoid making decisions because you fear making mistakes.
[ ] You often have difficulty expressing emotions.
[ ]  You avoid working in teams, believing others are too careless or incompetent.
[x] You aren't very generous with your money or time.
[/] You set unreasonably high standards for yourself and others, and you tend to be very critical of others when they do not live up to these high standards.
Score: 3.5



***Antisocial personality disorder***
[ ] You lack remorse for harm done to others.
[ ] You tend to steal, lie or have other criminal behaviors because you believe your victims are weak and they deserve to be taken advantage of.
[ ] Your decision-making is rather impulsive and irresponsible.
[ ] You are much more concerned with your own needs than the needs of others.
[ ] You don't care about the feelings of others.
[ ] You are usually very aggressive.
[ ] You disregard the safety of yourself and others.
Score: 0



***Histrionic personality disorder***
[ ] You NEED to be the center of attention.
[ ] You dress or act provocatively in order to get attention.
[ ] You are overly-dramatic and your speech is theatrical.
[ ] You exaggerate friendships.
[ ] You are manipulative.
[ ] You think everybody loves you.
[ ] Your emotions change rapidly and are shallow.
Score: 0



***Dependent personality disorder***
[x] It's very difficult for you to make decisions.
[ ] You might cling to people because you fear losing them.
[x] You have bad thoughts when someone rejects you.
[ ] You often feel helpless and/or depressed when you're alone.
[ ] You get deeply hurt by mild criticism or disapproval.
[x] You're really submissive.
[ ] You jump from relationship to relationship.
Score: 3



***Schizoid personality disorder***
[ ] You don't show much emotion.
[ ] Your interpersonal skills are weak.
[x] Some people call you a 'loner'.
[ ] You don't seek relationships with others and prefer to be alone.
[ ] You don't show a need for acceptance and attention and you are unresponsive to praise or criticism.
[x] Your desires are low.
[x] You often appear to others as remote, aloof, humourless and unengaged.
Score:3



I have an "Avoidant" personality, which actually does describe me some. ^^;
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Taken from Miss :iconsanosukeskitten:

1. Name: Shana
2. Nickname(s): Jane, Zombie, Thongar
3. Birthday: January 12th.
4. That makes you: A Capricorn.
5. Where were you born: JC
6. Location right now: Living room.
7. Shoe size: 11 and a half.
8. How many piercings?: five.
9. Tattoos?: Nope.
10. When you wake up you're: still tired.
11. When you're about to sleep you're: Tired.
12. Zodiac sign: Capricorn
13. Chinese sign: Rat
14. Righty or Lefty: Both.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: Virtual.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: European mutt and Native American.
18. Hair colour: Blonde right now, naturally auburn.
20. Weight: 130-140 lbs
21. Height: 5'4" and a half
22. Braces? Nope.
23. Glasses? Yep.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Nope.
25. If so, who? Way to rub it in.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Uhh kinda? I guess?
27. Who has a crush on you? NOBODY. I'M UNWANTED. :'C
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? No.
29. Who was your first kiss: Jake.
30. Who was your last kiss: As in like non-family? Fuck I can't remember. Maybe Ari.
31. Are you a virgin? Yup.
32. Ever had a threesome before? No.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? Aomine.
34. Have you ever been in love? No.
35. Broken any hearts? Doubt it.
36. Got your heart broken? Yep.
37. Ever liked a friend? Mhm.
38. What happened? I didn't tell them.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: Five.
40. How many were serious enough to count: One. Unless you count the seven months I never saw Rick.
41. Who were those serious ones: Alex and Rick.
42. Funnest hook-ups: It wasn't really a "hook-up," but I guess you can count Ian or Ari?
43. What made them different: Ian's a fun guy, I still kinda talk to him every now and then but not often, and Ari's a sweetheart but we don't talk anymore.
44. What happened: Ian loved this other girl and Ari didn't want anything serious.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Uhh none of them lol.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Alex.
47. Ever been kissed: Yup.
48. Who do you want back: None, really.
49. Who do you regret: ALL OF THEM LOL
50. Why?: Because they're all selfish pricks that either used me for rep, never talked to me, or cheated on me.

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Online Games Addicts. The cover by 96Neko.
52. Movie: I have a bunch.
53. Food: Mashed potatoes and chicken strips. :J
54. Drink: Root Beer atm.
55. Store: Don't shop often.
56. Television show: Don't watch TV often.
57. Holiday: Halloween or Christmas.
58. Book: A bunch.
59. Ice cream: Cookies and Cream
60. Sweets: Anything
61. Crisps: Salt&Vinegar, Sour Cream&Onion, and Barbeque
62. Type of music: Everything
63. Artist: Many
64. Word: No.
65. Time of day: Evening
66. Dressing: Ranch
67. Alcoholic drink: Green Apple Smirnoff
68. Colour(s): Purple, Red, Black
69. Piece of clothing: Pajamas
70. Character: Aomine, Castiel
71. Smell: Vanilla
72. Shampoo: My mom buys it, idk wtf I'm using tbh
73. Soap: Pink Sugarplum
74. Smiley: uwu
75. Board game: Monopoly.
76. Sport: Softball, Basketball
77. Number: 17
78. Quote: Don't have one
79. Animal: Kitties and puppies.
80. Actor: So many. I think right now it's mainly Robert Downey Jr.
82. Vegetable: Celery
83. Fruit: Strawberries
84. Place to be: My room or my mancave/basement
85. Thing in your room: Bed, Desk, TV, Dresser.
86. Gum: Don't matter
87. Shape: Circle
88. Country: :shrug:
89. Mall: Oak Park?
90. Car: Impala
91. Boy's name: Desmond
92. Girl's name: Hallie
93. Family member: Don't have one.
94. Restaurant: Apple Bee's. Because of Nathan. :heart:
95. Movie place: The only theatre we have in this town?
96. Person to go to the movies with: Taylor
97. Noise: Bell
98. Brand of shoe: Van's
99. Brand of clothing: Cheap?
100. Body part of a chicken: Breast. ;)
101. Swear word: Fuck, shit.
102. Month: July
103. Possession: Computer, Video games/console
104. Team: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
105. Season: Eh
106. Radio station: 98.9
107. Magazine: HEFHRGHA
108. Favourite grade: 10th I guess?
109. Least favourite grade: 7th or 3rd
110. Teacher: Studly, Barker, Schlumpf, Huntsinger
111. Least favourite teacher: Crispino
112. Subject: Art
113. Subject to talk about: AoKuro

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Missy
115. Who's your dad?: Marty
116. Any step-parents?: Nope
117. Any brothers?: Zachary
118. Any Sisters?: Nope
120. Coolest: ME
121. Loudest: My brother
122. Best relative: I love them all
123. Worse relative: Jessica.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Most often.
125. With your siblings? Sooortaaaa???
126. Does anyone understand you? My mom
127. Do you have any pets?: Rebel, Tiger, Tenchi
128. If so, what kind and name? Rebel - Black Lab/German Shep. Tenchi - American short hair. Tiger - American short hair/Tabby.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I really want a Husky. I'll name it Flapjack.
130. Can I be a part of your family? Sure why not

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yup
132. Did you drop out?: Nope. My whole family would KILL me.
133. Your current GPA: Dunno
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: When I was in public school, I usually bought it.
135. ABC's?: Duh
136. Favorite class: Studly's.
137. Play any sports at school?: Tried cheerleading, gym, and softball. None worked out.
138. Are you popular?: In my group of friends I guess?
139. Favourite memory: I have many.
140. Most humiliating moment: NO.
141. Most funniest moment: Many.
142. Most scared moment: When I went in the ghetto bathroom. I really had to take a shit, though.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Yum
146. Dog: Rebel
147. Christina Aguilera: Hottie
148. Ricky Martin: Wha
149. 50 cent: skinny
15o. Poop: me
151. Beach: death
152. Desert: dry
153. Water: healthy
154. Osama: beard
155. Love: family
156. Your little brother: don't have one
157. Butt: shota
158. Clowns: It
159. Wonder: Stevie Wonder
16o. Brown: eyes
161. Banana: Banana
162. Sex: Garrus
163. Parents: Love
164. Homosexuals: Matt
165. God: Love

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes.
167. Heaven: Yes.
168. Devil: Yes.
169. Hell: Yes.
170: Boogy man: No.
171. Closet Monsters: No.
172. Fortune tellings: Yes.
173. Magic: Yes.
174. Love at first sight: No.
175. Ghosts: Yes.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Yes.
177. Reincarnation: Yes.
178. Yourself: Uh?


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No.
180. Do drugs: No.
181. Drink alcohol: Occasionally. With parental consent.
182. Cuss: Who, me?
183. Sing in the shower: Of course.
184. Like school: N. O.
185. Want to get married: Nah.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yeah
187. Think you're attractive: Eh, I'm okay.
188. Drink and drive: LOL I CAN DRIVE?
189. Snore: Nope. Breath heavily, yes.
190. Sleep walk: Sometimes.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Nope.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No.
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes.
195. Been arrested: Nah.
196. Gone to jail or juve: No.
197. Skateboarded: Yes.
198. Skinny dipped: Nope.
199. Rock climbed: Yes.
200. Killed someone: Nope.
201. Watched porn: With Taylor and Amaiya. :heart: bonding experience
202. Gone on a road trip: No?
203. Went out of the country: No.
204. Talked back to an adult: Not on purpose...
205. Broken a law: ;)
206. Got pulled over: Nope.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Heheh~.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister:  No.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: No.
213. Moon someone: No.
214. Shop-lifted: No.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No.
216. Eaten a dog: NO.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: ALMOST.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes.
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: Tried. Got sick. Never again.
222. Done drugs: No.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Yes.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes.
225. Had cyber sex: No.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Yup.
227. Caught someone doing something: I caught my brother picking his nose once.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Yeah. That's one of the things about Skyrim.
229. Cried during a movie: Yes.
230. Cried over someone: Yes.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No.
233. Ran away from home: Nope.
234. Cheated on a test: ~


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes.
236. Sky dive: Maybe.
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Yes.
240. Lie to the police: Depends.
241. Run from the police: I'm not that stupid.
242. Lie to your parents: Yes.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No.
244. Be an exotic dancer: If I had to.
245. F**k a donkey for 1, 000, 000: what is up with these questions?!

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Yep
247. Loud: Depends.
248. Nice: Depends.
249: Outgoing: No.
250: Quiet: Yes.
251. Mean: Depends.
252. Emotional: Yes.
253. Sensitive: Yes.
254. Gay: Pansexual.
255. Strong: Sorta.
256. Weak: Physically.
257. Caring: Yes.
258. Dangerous: No.
259. Crazy: Depends on the person saying I am.
260. Spontaneous: Eh.
261. Funny: I guess?
262. Sweet: I've been told I am.
263. Sharing: Yes.
264. Responsible: Sorta?
265. Trustworthy: Yes.
266. Open-minded: Yes.
267. Creative: Yes.
268. Cute: Eh.
269. Slick: Ah yee ;)
270. Smart: Eh.
271. Dumb: YEP
272. Evil: Depends
273. Ghetto: YEE QURL
274. Classy: Eh.
275. Photogenic: Not really.
276. Dependable: Yes.
277. Greedy: with food yes.
278. Ugly: Eh.
279. Messy: Yes.
280. Neat: Depends
281. Perverted: Yes.
282. Silly: Yes.
283. A Bitch: Depends.
284. A Good Listener: Yes.
285. A Fighter: Not really.
286. A Party Animal: No.
287. A Game Freak: Yes.
288. A Computer Freak: Yes.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Game Designer
290. Dream house: Don't really have one. Hell, I'll stay with my parents.
291. Husband/Wife: Nobody :T
292. Kids: None.
293. Names: None
294. Pets: Maybe
295. Car: Truck, car maybe
296. Age you would want to get married: None
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: None
298. Honeymoon: None

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Taylor and Amaiya
300. Known the longest: I've known them both since 7th grade
301. Craziest: Taylor. DEfinitely Taylor.
302. Loudest: When we're all together, all of us.
303. Shyest: Amaiya
304. Best hair: Eh.
305. Best eyes: Both of their eyes are pretty.
306. Best body: Amaiya's ;)
307. Most Athletic: Uhhh LOL idek
308. Hot-Tempered: Taylor. Definitely Taylor.
309. Most impatient: Probably me.
310. Shortest: Amaiya
311. Tallest: Tay.
312. Skinniest: Tay.
313. Best singer: Idek.
314. Funniest: Both of them omfg
315. Can always make you laugh: Both.
316. Wish you talked to more: Amaiya
317. Wish you saw more: Both.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Neither
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Both.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No?
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Both.
322. Who is like your family: Both
323. How many friends do you have?: 4
324. How many are really close? 2

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Food
326. Thing you drank: 7-Up
327. Thing you wore: Movie clothes?
328. Thing you did: Cleaned
329. Place you went: Movies
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Cartilage
331. Person you saw: My dad
332. Person you hugged: Jacob.
333. Person you kissed: Uhh idk?
334. Person you f****d: Nobody
335. Person you talked to online: Leena
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My brother
337. Song you heard: Smoky Robinson
338. Show you saw: Sekirei
339. Time you fought with your parents: I don't even remember
340. Time you fought with a friend: Last year
341. Words you said: Yup

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: I'm about to eat Fried mushrooms and bacon-wrapped chicken.
344. What are you drinking: Nothing.
345. What are you thinking: Stupid headache.
346. What are you wearing: PJ's.
347. What are you doing: Sitting on my ass.
349. Hair: Crazy and in a pony tail
350. Mood: Annoyed
351. Listening to: Commercial
352. Talking to anyone: My mom
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: Yup
356. Are you heterosexual: Sorta
357. Do you like penguins: Sure
358. Do you write poetry: Every now and then
359. Do you see stupid people: Everywhere
360. You + Me: No
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Sure do.
362. Can you see flying pigs: Why not
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Sometimes
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No
366. Are you a zombie: -points to username-
367. Am i annoying you: Nah
368. Do you bite your nails: Yep
369. Can you cross your eyes: yep
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: why should I?
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Britney
375. MTV or VH1: idek
376. Black or White: Black.
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Cell
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: I...?

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Pretty.
389. About boy bands: They're okay
390. About suicide: Not the answer.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Get out
392. About teen pregnancy: You're an idiot.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Probably dead idk
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Hopefully all of the friends I have now.
395. About gay men: Who cares?

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No.
397. Current weather right now: Cloudy. Cold. I'm staying inside forever.
398. Current time:6:15 PM
399. Any shout outs: Nope
400. Last thoughts: I don't think
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Do Not Click.

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~初音ミク Hatsune Miku~
[ ]You have a high-pitched voice that most other people don't have.
[ ]Some people even find it annoying.
[ ]You have tried leeks before.
[ ]And you liked them.
[ ]You'll even go waving one around doing the Leekspin.
[ ]You have long hair.
[ ]You usually wear it in pigtails.
[ ]Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ]You tend to wear a lot of green.
[ ]You consider yourself to be fairly popular.
[x]People have told you that you're very moe or adorable.
[ ]You're peppy and cheerful.
Total: 1 oops

~镜音リン Kagamine Rin~
[x]You're somewhat of a tomboy.
[ ]People have called you tsundere.
[ ]"Green is the enemy!"
[ ]You have a friend who looks a lot like you.
[ ]And you two are often mistaken as siblings, cousins, etc.
[ ]You're older than this friend by less than a year.
[x]You like road rollers.
[x]And oranges.
[ ]You have shoulder-length hair that you usually wear down.
[ ]You have a high-pitched voice.
[x]You sound surprisingly good singing metal.
[ ]"It's my road roller!"
Total: 4

~镜音レン Kagamine Len~
[ ]The first thing that comes to mind when people think of you is "loli/shota."
[ ]And you hate it.
[ ]You have a friend who looks a lot like you.
[ ]And you two are often mistaken as siblings, cousins, etc.
[ ]You're younger than this friend by less than a year.
[x]You like bananas.
[x]You have an angry side.
[x]You have shoulder-length hair that you usually or always pin up.
[x]Your voice is fairly deep, but not all that deep.
[x]But you can get it surprisingly high.
[x]You are often mistaken for a girl.
[ ]You're not one.
Total: 6

~KAITO~
[x]You like ice cream.
[ ]You're a legal adult.
[x]You're a pervert.
[x]You can sing both high and low, but sound better singing low.
[x]You love singing/writing/listening to parodies of songs.
[ ]You call ice cream "aisu."
[ ]You love Haagen Daaz to death.
[ ]You're...not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
[x]You can also be kind of an airhead.
[ ]You hate it when people call you stupid.
[ ]VOCALOID1 > VOCALOID2.
[ ]You wear scarves frequently.
Total: 5

~重音テト Kasane Teto~
[x]You have unbelievably curly hair.
[x]People always comment on how curly it is.
[x]And you hate it when people do so.
[ ]Your voice is really cute and chibi-like.
[ ]You like french bread.
[ ]With magarine
[ ]"Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana!"
[ ]You like to play jokes.
[ ]Norway is your favorite country.
[ ]You like to get attention.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You are and/or have been called tsundere.
Total: 3
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Another Title.

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I'm partially debating on putting up old cosplay photos on here, but I don't wanna spam you too much. There aren't too many I'd put up here, but I'm also on the thought process of "do I really want to show my face on this website just yet or at all?" :icononionsighplz:

Anyways, here's some Journal memes because I don't want to do school work.

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In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- Yeah I know

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- That's cool do you want a fucking metal or something

Your crush has a crush on me
- Okay..?

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

Hurry up would you?
- Don't tell me what to dooOOOOOO

You're so snobbish
- It's not really my problem, now is it

Wanna settle this outside?
- Not really

You afraid of me?
- Not really

He/she loves me more!
- Okay

You have bad grades
- Yeah, so? What are you, my mom?

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
- I;'M SIEFGJ WHAT

I don't love you.
- Okay, that's cool? When did I say I love you?

I think I love you already
- Uhhhhhhhhh are you being serious or

Can T copy your answers?
- I mean, yeah I guess but they'll most likely be wrong sooo

I think I have a crush on your friend
- That's cool

Can I sit next to you?
- NOPE

Would you like to dance with me?
- I'm white I can't dance sorRY

I think you have a crush on me
- WelL YOU'RE WRONG AHHAHA

you have a cute smile
- WHAT NO

Why are you so nice to me?
- Because you're nice to me....?

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
- I'll try

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- HAHAHAH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIS WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CAREER

Go to bed early
- No

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- We don't have plants?

Study hard ok?
- I'll try

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- What the fuck is a peso

Why can't you be more like him
- because I'm not him sorz

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
-Okay

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1. Do you like animals?
Of course

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
Nope

3. Are you athletic?
GHAHAHAH

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built, etc?
I like to think I'm... Moderate sized

5. How much do you weight?
like... 130-140 or something

6. What's your height?
5'4" and a half/162-ish cm

7. Shoe size?
11 and a half I AHVE BIG FEET OKAY I'M SORRY

8. Girls - are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
Uhh... Some things I'm pretty boy-ish about, but others I'm pretty girly I guess?

10.How old are you?
THAT'S A SECRET

11. When is your birthday?
January 12th

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
giftart as in pictures made for me? I mean, yeah that person thought of me and made me a gift from their heart so of course I like it

13. Are you sociable?
NOPE

14. Do you have many friends?
NOPE

15. What's your race?
I'm white as fuqqqqqqqqqqqq. and cherokee but yeah you can't really see that

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
nOOOOO

17. Are you single or taken?
single

18. Do you eat meat?
of course i love chicken and steak and everything delicious

19. Are you paranoid?
sometimes I guess

20. Do you read a lot?
yeah

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
any to be honest

22. Do you play any instruments?
NOPE

23. How long have you been drawing?
since I was little

24. What's the meaning of life?
whatever you make it out to be, man.

-

BASIC...
Name: Shana
Birthday: January 12th
Height: 5'4" and a half I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS STUFF
Weight: 130-140
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: naturally auburn-ish, but right now it's blonde
Race: white
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

DO YOU...
Drink?: occasionally
Smoke?: no
Use Drugs?: no
Cuss?: ofc
Play Any Instruments?: nope
Have Any Peircings?: yep
Have Any Tattoos?: nope
Like To Annoy People?: sometimes heheh
Like Life?: eh it's alright
Wear Make-Up?: sometimes if I'm going somewhere important or smth
Dye Your Hair?: yeah
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: sometimes
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: not unless I'm desperate
Like Pina Coladas?: i have no idea what those are
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: UNLESS I'M WEARING WHITE then yes

ARE YOU...
Dependable?: I like to think so
Trustworthy?: ^
Obsessive?: sort of
Hyper Active?: nah
Happy?: eh
Content?: eh
Boring?: maybe
Violent?: sometimes
Evil?:HAHAH
Hippie-Ish?: not really
Shy?: yES
Paranoid?: sometimes
Annoying?: probably :iconnyoronplz:
Social?: no
Religious?: yeah

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Teen Wolf probs or Supernatural
Movie?: DON't ASK EM THIS
Band/Singer(s)?: NO
Song?: NOOOO
Book/Story?: I CAN'T
Color(s)?: Purple, Blue Black
Shape?: Triangle
Animal?: Cats, Foxes, Wolves, Red Pandas, Shrews
Person(s)?: I CAN'T CHOOSE STOP
Smell?: sunset mango
Flower?: Lamb's ears
Subject?: none
Board: what
Musical: uhh
Sport?: baseball
Word?: squat
Quote?: sdfhgs
Hobby?: drawing I guess
Store?:um
Season?: Summer
Time Of Day?: i 'ma adf

WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: sdfhgs
Life Goal?: i don't..?
Greatest Accomplishment?: taking a six pound crap yee

WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: neither
McDonald's Or Burger King?: NEITHER
Converse Or Vans?: Vans
Dogs Or Cats?: NO
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: I don't use any of those anymore omfg lol
Chicken Or Fish?: chicken
Black Or White?: black
MTV Or FUSE?: what
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: mp3
Pants Or Shorts?: pants plz

DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: not doing anything
Room: my man cave
Life: LIFE ISN'T PERFECT YOU ASS
World: NO
Romantic Date: NONE I DON't DATE??

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: Yup
Heavan & Hell?: who the fuck wrote this you spelled "Heaven" wrong wtf is wrong with you
Angels & Demons?: Yes
Reincarnation?: Yep
Yourself?: Sure????
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs?: YUP
Big Foot?: No
Lockness Monster?: No
A Thing Called Love?: Yeah

WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: MAYBE.... Depends
Kill Yourself?: No... Not unless things go really fucking bad
Beg For Money?: Uhhhhh probably not?
Skydive?: Yeah
Bunjee Jump?: YES OH GOD YES
Make out in the rain?: Uh?
Run Away From Home?: NO WHY WOULD I EVEN LEAVE MY HOUSE??
Ride A Motorcycle?: I have before so yeah
Do Extreme Sports?: No

MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: Sorta? Me and my dad share it
Ever Been To Jail?: Nope
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: No
Do You Have A Job?: HAHAH
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: sometimes

THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: not at the moment
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: no wtf
Do You Fee The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: IF I HADD THAT MUCH MONEY I WOULD FEEL RICH SO NO GO AWAY
Really?: YES REALLY NOW LEAVE
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: where what comes from
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: who cares
Is That Your Final Answer?: yes
Are You Sure?: YES
Postitive?: FUCKIGN WEYA
Glad That This Is Over?: SURE

-

1. Do you snore?
No but everyone else in my family does it's hilarious

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3. What's your worst fear?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
sure

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
It's stupid

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yep

7. Were you a cute baby?
OH GOD YES I WISH I WAS STILL THAT CUTE

8. Is the single life for you?
Sure

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Of course

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope but I want to

12. Any secret talents?
Not really I don't have talents hahAHAH

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
idrc

14. Can you swim?
Yep

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No but some of my friends want me to watch it

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Not really

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I already answered this question

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Noopeee HAHA

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
nope

21. Are you a single child?
nope

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Mechanical

23. What's your stand on hunting?
Eh

24. Is marriage in your future?
I doubt it LOL WHO WOIULD WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE ME

25. Do you like your handwriting?
It's alright I guess

26. What are you allergic to?
Medicines and my parents think I'm allergic to cats oops /has two cats/ yolo

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
At lunch to my mom

28. Is Tupac still alive?
no he died

29. Do you cry at weddings?
yes

30. How do you like your eggs?
scrambled. I hate them any other way unless I'm eating at someone else's house then I just deal with it

31. Are blondes dumb?
No. My mom is really smart

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Narnia

33. What time is it?
time for you tO GET A WATCH

4. Do you have a nickname?
"Jane" but only my dad can call me that and "A'Shauna"

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
It's alright

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
I can't remember omg

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Nah

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
~

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope

41. What are you addicted to?
the computer and video games oops

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
i don't really care

43. Can you crack your neck?
yep it's pretty gross though

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
once

46. Is drug free the way to be?
yes

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
YES LOL

48. What colour are your eyes?
green

50. Do you like your life?
eh it's alright

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
I don't watch wresling anymore so I really don't care

52. Are you psychic
sometimes I think I am

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
I read part of it but then my teacher got mad at me for reading it???

54. Do you play any instruments?
I wish

55. Have you ever stolen money?
No

56. Can you snowboard?
NO

57. Do you like camping?
it's okay

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Sometiems

59. Do you believe in magic?
Yeah

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Yes

61. You believe in divorce?
I believe divorce isn't good unless you know your marriage is falling apart.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Sorta. But my dad can do it really well

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yep

64. Is it cold outside today?
Yes

65. What was the last thing you ate?
taquitos

66. Do you wear nail polish?
sometimes not very often though

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
yep

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
idk I don't watch tv

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
nope

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Take the Pill

71. Do you like your job?
I don't have a job. WAY TO POUR SALT ON THE WOUND MOTHER FUCKER

72. Do you like your classes in school?
eh

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
medium rare

74. Do you like these surveys.
they're okay

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
yes..?

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
to get away from you HAHAH BURRRN

~Last One I Promise~

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

How would you describe yourself?:
Liar

What do you like in a guy/girl?:
I Wanna Love You

How do you feel today?:
Example

What is life's purpose?:
Licky

What is your motto?:
I Love My Sex
((Oh good lord))

What do your friends think of you?:
Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)

What do you think of your parents?:
Ouch!

What do you think about very often?:
Bach in Business

what is 2 + 2?:
Overkill

What do you think of your best friend?:
Let Me Hit It
((Accurate.))

What do you think of the person you like?:
Negtive

What is your life story?:
Careless Whisper

What do you want to be when you grow up?:
Hello
((A greeter at Walmart))

What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
Generation

What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Its Okey To Fight

What will they play at your funeral?:
Let's Get Away

What is your hobby/interest?:
Narcissistic Cannibal

What is your biggest fear?:
Missing

What is your biggest secret?:
Candyman

What do you think of your friends?:
Kids

What will you post this as?:
What Have You Done
((no I'm not))
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